I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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