wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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