I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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