i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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