I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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