That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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