How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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