dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
