My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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