I hate your face
I just made out with a guy for $7.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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