she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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