Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Me too!
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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