Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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