Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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