i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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