normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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