I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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