East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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