You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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