North Korea, Best Korea!
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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