Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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