Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
