I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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