I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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