i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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