why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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