Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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