There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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