All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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