I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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