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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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