are you still at the devil's house?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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