Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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