We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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