Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
tonight lets celebrate not being married
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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