The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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