Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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