cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
