Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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