my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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