i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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