would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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