Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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