Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I want to have your abortion
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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