no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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