We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We were destined to go to rehab together
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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