You work out of a Hotel?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
