omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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