When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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