Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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