Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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