I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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