you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.