i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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