Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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