He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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