I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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