i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
