i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
